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Andy's DUI

  Back near the end of senior year, Dillon threw a pool party at his house.  Dillon threw a pool party just about every weekend, but this pool party Andy made a fateful mistake.  He didn't get drunk.  You see, Suzy Q did get drunk and she needed a ride, so Andy naturally gave her a ride.  But, she didn't need a ride home, which was close and on the way for Andy, she needed a ride to a friends, which was quite a bit farther.  On the way, Andy went through a light that was absolutely yellow because he saw the light after it turn green in his rear view mirror after he had gone down the road a ways, but some cops pulled him over anyways because he drives a mustang and cops have nothing better to do than harass teenagers.  The first 300 pound pig that walked up to Andy's car acted very casual.  He just said Andy had ran a red light and asked for his driver's license.  The cops ran Andy's driver's license, saw the MIC Andy had gotten from the Shack 2.0 and decided to fuck him.  You see in Texas a cop can give a DUI to anyone under 21 without any test just by saying they "detected" alcohol.  Let me tell you, the second 300 pound pig must have been the Sherlock Holmes of alcohol because he "detected" alcohol before he even saw Andy.  The cop walked up to the window and said, "Since this is your first traffic violation, we're going to let you off with a warning, but have you been drinking tonight?"
  Andy, of course, said he hadn't been drinking.  That went back and forth for a while.  The cop just kept asking if Andy had been drinking and Andy had nothing to say each time but that he hadn't been drinking. Eventually the cop just asked Andy to get out of the car, stood him behind his car and gave him a one second eye exam facing the cop's flashing lights, which Andy's lawyer told him makes it not a legitimate test.  Andy was then handcuffed and put in the back of the cop car while they searched his car.  They found an unopened bottle of rum in the trunk of his car.  Yeah, unopened, as in he hadn't drink any.
  Well, Suzy Q, who was actually drunk, was allowed to call a friend to pick her up.  You see, Suzy Q has really big... eyes...  Meanwhile, the mustang, was towed and Andy was taken to a holding sell at the police station.  Andy's parent's called him because he was now past his curfew, but he couldn't answer because he was handcuffed, so the cops answered and told Andy's parents they had arrested him and gave him a DUI because he was stumbling drunk.  Which is total bullshit.
  Andy was taken downtown to the jail and put in the holding tank.  He met many interesting people there, most of them were there for stupid shit like small amounts of weed.  Every once in a while, the cops ordered everyone to stand up, then sit back down.  There was this one, drunk ass, girl who fell down every time she tried to stand up.  Andy was eventually let out, never to trust cops again.

Military Excerpt from "The Muscle of the Fiends"

To first begin this series of epic military adventures I must first introduce to you the characters that will play a part in them. So I present to you my brothers from another mother.

Thugnasty Fresh - Hailing from Smackover, ARK with his swag turned all the way up and his collars popped even higher he rocks The Boosie Fade while he's gettin' paid. The best wingman I have ever had who once passed for my half-egyptian brother. It is said that his Bulldog Brigade Bark never fails in his endless pursuit of women.

Pit Bull - Standing tall at 5'3" as a Detroit Heavy Hitter not taking any shit "frome no one". He is a proud Puerto Rican and blasts music frequently. You will seldom catch him with a shirt on. "Bulldog Brigade, BITCH!!"

Citizen Cope - With an ogre-like stature at 5'9" and a love for the surfer dude lifestyle. He loves to chill and play his bongos wearing sandals. He has an interesting roommate.

Stricky Pooh Bear - One of the funniest/coolest/interesting guys I have ever met. With an oger like stature and a tremendous amount of speed for his awkwardly shaped body. He loves to insult peoples mothers and swear violently. There will never be another.

The story begins in the West Texas town of El Paso... [Classic Spaghetti Western Instrumental Fill]

Curly

i only invented the race lol, no bigs.
I just threw some naughty, some nice, a beezay(with its hwhayts, xanxah bar, and lil beetz to mahk beacst with the natives into space, transmuting into a unstable meteoric mass, it crashed into west campus...booooooooom. fients

Princesses first post

Once upon a time, when i fiended at the magical palace called towers, I went to a gathering at a place called Sig Ep Jungle. When I returned to my kingdom i decided to take a shower, nobody in the palace was really aware i was back. Fiends were fiending, so nobody really noticed me coming in. I suppose i suddenly fell in the shower and bumped my head. All i know is that i was rescued 4 hours later by Andy and Dillon. Nobody really knows what happened but we believe someone gave me poison berries, cause i dont remember much for a stretch of over 6 hours. This was not the first time i have consumed posion berries.

Skeletor

  Where do I even begin about the events that transpired last night? The Stone returned to her and Lemmon's apartment at 4:30 only to find two COMPLETELY SMASHED fiends in her bed! She got a little short with them and after cooling down a bit, she finally figured out the punishment. She ran into Lemmon's room and announced that they were having a long dress party. Lemmon, The Stone,......and Pearlsnap all begin their fashion show. While Pearlsnap wasn't looking, The Stone hid his clothes. They soon departed to go to the aparts. After arriving at their destination, they were soon joined in the living room by Kief and Skeletor. Little did they know of what was to come. Skeletor started asking Kief multiple times about Cyphoon's iPhone. After bitching for about 10 minutes and antagonizing him about the war (not cool Skeletor), Kief stood up and yelled at Skeletor for a minute and then went on a walk to cool down. 
  The Stone, Lemmon, Pearlsnap and Skeletor continued drinking into the afternoon....and evening....and night. Fiends eventually started filing in the apartment over the next couple hours. Lemmon was in and out of consciousness all night. The events that came next are hard to describe. The Stone accidentally told Skeletor that Kief was sitting on The White House's front porch, which was soon followed by a quick run to the balcony screaming threats and whatnot. To everyone's terror, Kief gets up and starts walking over. He knocks and eventually he was let in only to be yelled at by Skeletor, but to everyones surprise, he went around the apartment gathering all of his belongs and bid adieu to everyone. With all the drama being gone in her life, Skeletor realizes she needs to stir some shit up. Keep us on our toes. (bahaha so true... broken glass) I think the next thing I remember is seeing Skeletor and Pearlsnap get in a fight. She was hitting him in the face and neck. She then went apeshit on everyone screaming at them. She threw an empty glass bottle of Captain Morgan at Stedwards but not after she hit The Stone in the back. She wasnt even provoked by anyone. She then manages to throw another glass bottle of captain which successfully breaks, followed by a glass and then another cup. Boris, Andy and Dillion came out of Boris's room when they heard breaking glass, for the third time, and attempted to throw out Skeletor.  Skeletor locked herself in Cyphoon's room, who wasn't there.  After another thirty minutes of everyone yelling at Skeletor, she finally left.  There is video of all of this.  If anyone knows how to blur faces, we will put it up.

Dillon's Nose Saga

ACL 2010

  After enjoying a few too many drinks followed by a few spliffs, Dillon found himself lost just as Deadmau5 began to play.  Dillon began squeezing through the crowd in search of his friends only to end up getting punched square in the nose because he got in an argument with a giant.

A few months later

  Dillon awoke in intense pain.  He felt like he had been hit by a truck.  No way was this real, he must be dreaming.  He headed to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.  He had been hit by a truck.  Or something near to it.  His eyes drew back in horror as they saw his blood covered face.  His hands slowly rose up and after a brief touch of the nose he knew it wasn't a dream.  What the fuck happened last night?  He has no idea.  His last memory is pounding shots of Pepe Lopez Tequila.  Oh god, Pepe what did you do to him.  After gently wiping his face clean, Dillon realizes he is most likely in need of medical condition.  Still in a state of drunken/hungover disarray he lays in bed for a few minutes pondering what the fuck could have happened to him last night.  He decided he needed to seek medical attention.  Dillon borrowed Mirror's truck and drove himself over to Brackenridge hospital.  Bad call.  Upon sobering up during the 4 hour wait to be seen he realized he should have went to a doctor and not the emergency room.  After receiving an x-ray and being informed of a broken nose he was given a bandaid and discharged.  What a great way to spend 6 hours.  Thousands of dollars in medical bills later all he had to show was a bandaid.  A week later, he found out he had ridden his bike when he was drunk over a dip in the road and went flying over the handle bars.

The Shack 2.0

  The Shack 2.0 began after the original shack met its fateful end.  Construction began towards the end of Christmas break of the Fiends senior year of high school.  It was located in the Greenbelt in Stu's neighborhood.  They would park in the neighborhood swimming pool's parking lot and trek about 12 minutes into the forest to get to Shack 2.0.  The construction of Shack 2.0 was very similar to that of the original shack.  Most of the supplies were not acquired legally, they were building on state protected land, and were underage drinking most of the time.  Three machetes were used to clear a ton of Cedar from around the Shack 2.0.  Shack 2.0 ended up similar to the original but larger and of slightly lower quality, due to the expedited construction schedule.  A fire pit was erected and Shack 2.0 was deemed complete.  A fire was lit and the beer started flowing.  They had a few successful parties, most notably Morpheus's birthday.  That was a rager, with probably around 25-30 people showing up.  Anyways, to get to the good part.
  A few weeks later during a chill night at the Shack 2.0, Dillon, Andy, Stu, Squeaker, and a few more people were all sitting around the campfire drinking beer when 4 large men appeared from the woods.  They slowly walked up, surrounding them and Dillon greeted them with this; "Who the fuck invited y....."  His words were quickly cut off when he noticed the large firearms on all of their waists.  They were 4 large Sheriff Deputies.  At this point they were all pretty wasted so they didn't think much of yelling at cops at the time.  The cops asked for everyone's IDs, but Dillon lied and told them he didn't have his ID, thinking he would try and run later.  The cops ordered them to pour the remaining beer out on the fire and gather whatever they could carry.  Then, they told them to get in a single file line and begin the hike back up to the parking lot.  Along the way the cops noticed the Fiends looking for escape routes so the cops threatened to shoot and taze them the entire walk.  They scared the Fiends a little.
  They got up to the parking lot and the cops sat all of the fiends down cross legged in the grass.  Some of them were handcuffed, their cars were searched, and quite a few civil liberties, in the way of dick grabbing, were violated.  Stu, feeling like a badass, began yelling Big Lebowski quotes at the cops, then was handcuffed and put in the back of a cop car.  Alcohol was found in some cars and citations began being issued.  Their parents were called, (most of them were 17) as the Fiends sat waiting, handcuffed in the grass, for their parents to arrive.  Upon their arrival they were all given the Fiends tickets, some got MIP's, some got MIC's, and some got both, bullshit right?  After getting an earful from their parents, everyone went to sleep ending that fateful night in which Shack 2.0 was disgracefully murdered.

It was later revealed that Sam and Jake were responsible for leading the cops down to the Fiends.  Fuck them.

Anyways at least all they ended up with was class C misdemeanors.  They probably could have went down for multiple felonies.  What luck they have.

Night Fiendom

  Pearlsnap and Michael ventured out of west campus at 1:30 last night to go to Stone's apartment and snuck in her kitchen window to get her phone BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO SEE IF THEIR DRUG DEALERS NUMBER WAS STILL IN IT, while she was passed out in the same room. She's still very bitter.

Black Out All Day And Day

  One morning, Rapunzel went over to Lemmon and Stone's apartment for a good and great time. Stone had come home at about 1 am the previous night and found PearlSnap on the couch spread eagle and Lemmon on the floor next tohim holding hands. Rapunzel showed up around 11am to find Devvy and Pearlsnap completely obliterated and Lemmon was supposedly on her way to a party bus to continue her extravaganza. Soon after, Stone and Rapunzel heard glass break downstairs and Rapunzel ran downstairs only to find Pearlsnap carrying Devvy passed out up the stairs coming to pass out, she was completely cashed. Rapunzel cooked dank ass pigs in a blanket and they watched the Sound of Music, but unfortunately Pearlsnap wouldn't shut up until Stone had enough and eventually had to punish Pearlsnap with a paint roller and he was eventually banished from the room. Stone continued to paint a glorious yellow bedroom throughout the day, while Lemmon woke up multiple times (3) throughout the day coming to hang with her and Stone (but she doesn't remember) Repunzel. She was black out until 7 pm. And then she went out again....what a fiend.

The Ranch 12/2010

  That shit was crazy.  Michael fell in the fire.  Todd set up the music as always.  Kief wanted to kill some people.  At least 8 people were bawling their eyes out.

Stone passed out in her car for 4 hours and woke up at 12. Everyone was completely smashed. Then the Michael incident happened and on the way to the hospital, Pearlsnap was holding Michael back because he was screaming and kicking her as she was driving He was also yelling and bitching at the 911 operater. Stones car was about to run out of gas so finally they made their way out of the middle of nowhere and found a gas station where Michael got out of the car running and faceplanted on the cement. The EMS eventually got there and while Michael was getting bandaged, Stone was trying to get the hottie EMS guys number, Pearlsnap and Curly were conversing with the 3 cop cars that had just arrived. After Stone talked to the cops, they decided she was unable to complete the journey to the hospital and that curly should finish the drive. What they didn’t know is that the only reason he was deemed sober and relaxed enough to drive, was because he had just taken 4 xanax…. Her and Pearlsnap almost got DUIs. Then shit hit the fan. Michael and Stone got into a screaming brawl on the way to the hospital. Then he spit in her face and she slapped him so hard his head turned and hit the windshield. They finally got to the hospital when it was realized that Michael had taken off his bandage in the car and it had gotten stuck in the window and had been trailing behind us 10 feet. Pearlsnap then tried to put the Captain Morgan in Stones purse so they "could get drunk in the hospital."

Management Shake-Up

Boris:  Nothing.

Andy:  Chief Technology Officer, Chief Editor

Dillon:  Chief Executive Officer

Kief:  Chief Operating Officer, Security

The Shack

  The Shack was first put into production during Thanksgiving break of The Fiend's senior year of high school.  They were sick of the endless search for people whose parents were out of town so they could have a place to party.  Although, they could occasionally party at Dillon's or Boris's house, they needed more variety.  Then, one day, Morpheus thought of the great idea: To build a shack!  It took a lot of convincing, but eventually the other fiends believed they could do it.  They decided to build a structure in the woods behind one of their houses so it could be their private place to party.  After considering many locations, they settled on a spot behind Sam's house because they could park on the streets in Sam's neighborhood and hike down for about one minute and be completely concealed in the woods.  Through unconventional ways, they acquired construction supplies and began work.  Progress could be seen over Christmas Break as a three walled structure emerged.  The floor was made of pallets covered with carpet.  There were three posts cemented into the bedrock supporting walls made of chain link fence.  The fence was covered with tarp along with the roof.  A fire pit was constructed just outside and chairs were brought down.  Andy and Todd constructed two bars and spray painted the inside.  Everyone pitched in and brought posters, pictures torn out of magazines, and street signs.  They fenced in the area around the fire pit and left one door that they could close and lock up.  To keep it hidden from possible predators (cops), they zip tied cedar branches onto the exterior fence to camouflage it,  routinely referred to the cedar camouflage as, flage.  Used in a sentence: Throw some more flage up it's weak over there.  They built a beer pong table outside the fence, lighting it with Tiki torches, decorating it and signing it.  Trust me, it was badass.  One fateful day Sam approached us and said that his dad had heard about a structure in the green belt at a neighborhood meeting.  He told Sam that it was going to be demolished the next day.  They raced over to the Shack and grabbed as much as they could.  A couple days later, they went back and all that remained was a pile of ashes from the fire pit.  It was a tragic day for all.  Later on they built a Shack 2.0, but that's another story.

Peter and a Four Wheeler

  A year and a half ago, the morning after a ranch party, Peter woke up and decided to ride a four wheeler around.  He already temped fate the previous night, riding four wheelers drunk in the dark.  But, this morning he was sober.  Now four wheelers are built for off road, but they aren't built for riding full speed into a ten foot ditch.  But, that's what Peter did anyways.  He was riding through a grassy plane full speed, not paying attention, and drove off the side of the ditch and crashed into the bottom of the other side.  Andy (not the fiend Andy, a different Andy) was out riding with him and brought Peter back to the house on the back of his four wheeler.  He had a hole in his leg.  You could see the muscle on his bone.  One, still partially drunk, idiot yelled, "Quick, get him drunk so he won't feel pain."  Peter got in Dillon's car and they drove off.  Dillon was on his way to to the emergency room when Peter called his mother and explained the situation.  She demanded that he return home immediately so Dillon dropped him off outside and his mother took over from there Andy (the fiend Andy) and a couple other fiends went to go get the four wheeler.  It's drive shaft was broken so the wheels were stuck sideways and it was impossible to push.   They got a chain, tied the four wheeler to a pick up truck and just dragged the four wheeler out of the ditch and back up to the house. Paul ended up being okay, but he had to work during the summer to pay off the four wheeler.

Our great business venture.

So, a week ago Dillon thought of a great idea: Just like there is an applyTexas.com, there should be an applyUSA.com sort of website. Basically a website that you can use to apply to any college in the US and then see your acceptances all on one page. He told the idea to Andy and Kief today. They all got really excited about the idea and started doing research, looking up colleges and what areas had the most, and looking into domain names. They decided on the domain name "AmIAccepted.com." They were so convinced this website was a necessity for the human race that they started writing a business plan and bought the domain name for it. Then Boris came in. They told him about their incredible idea. He responded, "Are you joking?" What Captain Buzzkill then proceeded to tell them was that, "The website already existed and had a monopoly. It's called the "common app" and is used by all private colleges. It has been around for 35 years. All public colleges have a state wide website."

Determined to not let their investment go to waste, they started brainstorming what to do with their new ownership in a domain name. After toying with the ideas of a website to help depressed people and just a blank page with the the words, "Yes you are." on it, they decided they did enough stupid, but hilarious, shit every day to warrant a blog.

Below is the original business plan:

AmIAccepted.com Business Plan

Features

1. You can see the status of your application to colleges nationwide
2. Future Features
1. Apply to colleges nationwide from our portal
2. See what documents or records colleges still need
3. Check application deadlines and requirements
3. Branch out into things such as welfare applications, military applications, government jobs, private sector jobs...
4. Have a job board for private jobs and gov’t jobs

Launch

1. California
2. Florida
3. New York
4. Start at small schools in areas around large universities

Revenue Streams

1. Advertisements to students
2. A paid premium level for students with premium features
3. Textbook store
4. Selling analytics to colleges nationwide
1. Info about where students are applying/demographics
5. Eventually charge universities, military, gov’t...
6. Charge for the job board

Marketing

1. Facebook Advertisements to students
2. Direct calls and meetings with school representatives

Funding Sources

1. Micro Investing
2. Angel Investor
3. VC firm

Exit Strategy

1. Buyout by a company such as monster.com or myedu.com
2. Get bigger than a company like monster.com

Leadership

1. Dillon 40%
1. Chief Executive Officer
2. Kief 25%
1. Chief Operating Officer
3. Andy 25%
1. Chief Technology Officer
4. Boris 10%
1. Chief Diversity/Financial Officer

New AmIAccepted.com Business Plan

Write a blog about the stupid shit we say and do every day
Put google ads on our blog to make money