Curly

i only invented the race lol, no bigs.
I just threw some naughty, some nice, a beezay(with its hwhayts, xanxah bar, and lil beetz to mahk beacst with the natives into space, transmuting into a unstable meteoric mass, it crashed into west campus...booooooooom. fients

The Ranch 12/2010

  That shit was crazy.  Michael fell in the fire.  Todd set up the music as always.  Kief wanted to kill some people.  At least 8 people were bawling their eyes out.

Stone passed out in her car for 4 hours and woke up at 12. Everyone was completely smashed. Then the Michael incident happened and on the way to the hospital, Pearlsnap was holding Michael back because he was screaming and kicking her as she was driving He was also yelling and bitching at the 911 operater. Stones car was about to run out of gas so finally they made their way out of the middle of nowhere and found a gas station where Michael got out of the car running and faceplanted on the cement. The EMS eventually got there and while Michael was getting bandaged, Stone was trying to get the hottie EMS guys number, Pearlsnap and Curly were conversing with the 3 cop cars that had just arrived. After Stone talked to the cops, they decided she was unable to complete the journey to the hospital and that curly should finish the drive. What they didn’t know is that the only reason he was deemed sober and relaxed enough to drive, was because he had just taken 4 xanax…. Her and Pearlsnap almost got DUIs. Then shit hit the fan. Michael and Stone got into a screaming brawl on the way to the hospital. Then he spit in her face and she slapped him so hard his head turned and hit the windshield. They finally got to the hospital when it was realized that Michael had taken off his bandage in the car and it had gotten stuck in the window and had been trailing behind us 10 feet. Pearlsnap then tried to put the Captain Morgan in Stones purse so they "could get drunk in the hospital."