The Shack 2.0

  The Shack 2.0 began after the original shack met its fateful end.  Construction began towards the end of Christmas break of the Fiends senior year of high school.  It was located in the Greenbelt in Stu's neighborhood.  They would park in the neighborhood swimming pool's parking lot and trek about 12 minutes into the forest to get to Shack 2.0.  The construction of Shack 2.0 was very similar to that of the original shack.  Most of the supplies were not acquired legally, they were building on state protected land, and were underage drinking most of the time.  Three machetes were used to clear a ton of Cedar from around the Shack 2.0.  Shack 2.0 ended up similar to the original but larger and of slightly lower quality, due to the expedited construction schedule.  A fire pit was erected and Shack 2.0 was deemed complete.  A fire was lit and the beer started flowing.  They had a few successful parties, most notably Morpheus's birthday.  That was a rager, with probably around 25-30 people showing up.  Anyways, to get to the good part.
  A few weeks later during a chill night at the Shack 2.0, Dillon, Andy, Stu, Squeaker, and a few more people were all sitting around the campfire drinking beer when 4 large men appeared from the woods.  They slowly walked up, surrounding them and Dillon greeted them with this; "Who the fuck invited y....."  His words were quickly cut off when he noticed the large firearms on all of their waists.  They were 4 large Sheriff Deputies.  At this point they were all pretty wasted so they didn't think much of yelling at cops at the time.  The cops asked for everyone's IDs, but Dillon lied and told them he didn't have his ID, thinking he would try and run later.  The cops ordered them to pour the remaining beer out on the fire and gather whatever they could carry.  Then, they told them to get in a single file line and begin the hike back up to the parking lot.  Along the way the cops noticed the Fiends looking for escape routes so the cops threatened to shoot and taze them the entire walk.  They scared the Fiends a little.
  They got up to the parking lot and the cops sat all of the fiends down cross legged in the grass.  Some of them were handcuffed, their cars were searched, and quite a few civil liberties, in the way of dick grabbing, were violated.  Stu, feeling like a badass, began yelling Big Lebowski quotes at the cops, then was handcuffed and put in the back of a cop car.  Alcohol was found in some cars and citations began being issued.  Their parents were called, (most of them were 17) as the Fiends sat waiting, handcuffed in the grass, for their parents to arrive.  Upon their arrival they were all given the Fiends tickets, some got MIP's, some got MIC's, and some got both, bullshit right?  After getting an earful from their parents, everyone went to sleep ending that fateful night in which Shack 2.0 was disgracefully murdered.

It was later revealed that Sam and Jake were responsible for leading the cops down to the Fiends.  Fuck them.

Anyways at least all they ended up with was class C misdemeanors.  They probably could have went down for multiple felonies.  What luck they have.