Military Excerpt from "The Muscle of the Fiends"

To first begin this series of epic military adventures I must first introduce to you the characters that will play a part in them. So I present to you my brothers from another mother.

Thugnasty Fresh - Hailing from Smackover, ARK with his swag turned all the way up and his collars popped even higher he rocks The Boosie Fade while he's gettin' paid. The best wingman I have ever had who once passed for my half-egyptian brother. It is said that his Bulldog Brigade Bark never fails in his endless pursuit of women.

Pit Bull - Standing tall at 5'3" as a Detroit Heavy Hitter not taking any shit "frome no one". He is a proud Puerto Rican and blasts music frequently. You will seldom catch him with a shirt on. "Bulldog Brigade, BITCH!!"

Citizen Cope - With an ogre-like stature at 5'9" and a love for the surfer dude lifestyle. He loves to chill and play his bongos wearing sandals. He has an interesting roommate.

Stricky Pooh Bear - One of the funniest/coolest/interesting guys I have ever met. With an oger like stature and a tremendous amount of speed for his awkwardly shaped body. He loves to insult peoples mothers and swear violently. There will never be another.

The story begins in the West Texas town of El Paso... [Classic Spaghetti Western Instrumental Fill]