Andy's DUI

  Back near the end of senior year, Dillon threw a pool party at his house.  Dillon threw a pool party just about every weekend, but this pool party Andy made a fateful mistake.  He didn't get drunk.  You see, Suzy Q did get drunk and she needed a ride, so Andy naturally gave her a ride.  But, she didn't need a ride home, which was close and on the way for Andy, she needed a ride to a friends, which was quite a bit farther.  On the way, Andy went through a light that was absolutely yellow because he saw the light after it turn green in his rear view mirror after he had gone down the road a ways, but some cops pulled him over anyways because he drives a mustang and cops have nothing better to do than harass teenagers.  The first 300 pound pig that walked up to Andy's car acted very casual.  He just said Andy had ran a red light and asked for his driver's license.  The cops ran Andy's driver's license, saw the MIC Andy had gotten from the Shack 2.0 and decided to fuck him.  You see in Texas a cop can give a DUI to anyone under 21 without any test just by saying they "detected" alcohol.  Let me tell you, the second 300 pound pig must have been the Sherlock Holmes of alcohol because he "detected" alcohol before he even saw Andy.  The cop walked up to the window and said, "Since this is your first traffic violation, we're going to let you off with a warning, but have you been drinking tonight?"
  Andy, of course, said he hadn't been drinking.  That went back and forth for a while.  The cop just kept asking if Andy had been drinking and Andy had nothing to say each time but that he hadn't been drinking. Eventually the cop just asked Andy to get out of the car, stood him behind his car and gave him a one second eye exam facing the cop's flashing lights, which Andy's lawyer told him makes it not a legitimate test.  Andy was then handcuffed and put in the back of the cop car while they searched his car.  They found an unopened bottle of rum in the trunk of his car.  Yeah, unopened, as in he hadn't drink any.
  Well, Suzy Q, who was actually drunk, was allowed to call a friend to pick her up.  You see, Suzy Q has really big... eyes...  Meanwhile, the mustang, was towed and Andy was taken to a holding sell at the police station.  Andy's parent's called him because he was now past his curfew, but he couldn't answer because he was handcuffed, so the cops answered and told Andy's parents they had arrested him and gave him a DUI because he was stumbling drunk.  Which is total bullshit.
  Andy was taken downtown to the jail and put in the holding tank.  He met many interesting people there, most of them were there for stupid shit like small amounts of weed.  Every once in a while, the cops ordered everyone to stand up, then sit back down.  There was this one, drunk ass, girl who fell down every time she tried to stand up.  Andy was eventually let out, never to trust cops again.