The Shack 2.0

  The Shack 2.0 began after the original shack met its fateful end.  Construction began towards the end of Christmas break of the Fiends senior year of high school.  It was located in the Greenbelt in Stu's neighborhood.  They would park in the neighborhood swimming pool's parking lot and trek about 12 minutes into the forest to get to Shack 2.0.  The construction of Shack 2.0 was very similar to that of the original shack.  Most of the supplies were not acquired legally, they were building on state protected land, and were underage drinking most of the time.  Three machetes were used to clear a ton of Cedar from around the Shack 2.0.  Shack 2.0 ended up similar to the original but larger and of slightly lower quality, due to the expedited construction schedule.  A fire pit was erected and Shack 2.0 was deemed complete.  A fire was lit and the beer started flowing.  They had a few successful parties, most notably Morpheus's birthday.  That was a rager, with probably around 25-30 people showing up.  Anyways, to get to the good part.
  A few weeks later during a chill night at the Shack 2.0, Dillon, Andy, Stu, Squeaker, and a few more people were all sitting around the campfire drinking beer when 4 large men appeared from the woods.  They slowly walked up, surrounding them and Dillon greeted them with this; "Who the fuck invited y....."  His words were quickly cut off when he noticed the large firearms on all of their waists.  They were 4 large Sheriff Deputies.  At this point they were all pretty wasted so they didn't think much of yelling at cops at the time.  The cops asked for everyone's IDs, but Dillon lied and told them he didn't have his ID, thinking he would try and run later.  The cops ordered them to pour the remaining beer out on the fire and gather whatever they could carry.  Then, they told them to get in a single file line and begin the hike back up to the parking lot.  Along the way the cops noticed the Fiends looking for escape routes so the cops threatened to shoot and taze them the entire walk.  They scared the Fiends a little.
  They got up to the parking lot and the cops sat all of the fiends down cross legged in the grass.  Some of them were handcuffed, their cars were searched, and quite a few civil liberties, in the way of dick grabbing, were violated.  Stu, feeling like a badass, began yelling Big Lebowski quotes at the cops, then was handcuffed and put in the back of a cop car.  Alcohol was found in some cars and citations began being issued.  Their parents were called, (most of them were 17) as the Fiends sat waiting, handcuffed in the grass, for their parents to arrive.  Upon their arrival they were all given the Fiends tickets, some got MIP's, some got MIC's, and some got both, bullshit right?  After getting an earful from their parents, everyone went to sleep ending that fateful night in which Shack 2.0 was disgracefully murdered.

It was later revealed that Sam and Jake were responsible for leading the cops down to the Fiends.  Fuck them.

Anyways at least all they ended up with was class C misdemeanors.  They probably could have went down for multiple felonies.  What luck they have.

Night Fiendom

  Pearlsnap and Michael ventured out of west campus at 1:30 last night to go to Stone's apartment and snuck in her kitchen window to get her phone BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO SEE IF THEIR DRUG DEALERS NUMBER WAS STILL IN IT, while she was passed out in the same room. She's still very bitter.

Black Out All Day And Day

  One morning, Rapunzel went over to Lemmon and Stone's apartment for a good and great time. Stone had come home at about 1 am the previous night and found PearlSnap on the couch spread eagle and Lemmon on the floor next tohim holding hands. Rapunzel showed up around 11am to find Devvy and Pearlsnap completely obliterated and Lemmon was supposedly on her way to a party bus to continue her extravaganza. Soon after, Stone and Rapunzel heard glass break downstairs and Rapunzel ran downstairs only to find Pearlsnap carrying Devvy passed out up the stairs coming to pass out, she was completely cashed. Rapunzel cooked dank ass pigs in a blanket and they watched the Sound of Music, but unfortunately Pearlsnap wouldn't shut up until Stone had enough and eventually had to punish Pearlsnap with a paint roller and he was eventually banished from the room. Stone continued to paint a glorious yellow bedroom throughout the day, while Lemmon woke up multiple times (3) throughout the day coming to hang with her and Stone (but she doesn't remember) Repunzel. She was black out until 7 pm. And then she went out again....what a fiend.

The Ranch 12/2010

  That shit was crazy.  Michael fell in the fire.  Todd set up the music as always.  Kief wanted to kill some people.  At least 8 people were bawling their eyes out.

Stone passed out in her car for 4 hours and woke up at 12. Everyone was completely smashed. Then the Michael incident happened and on the way to the hospital, Pearlsnap was holding Michael back because he was screaming and kicking her as she was driving He was also yelling and bitching at the 911 operater. Stones car was about to run out of gas so finally they made their way out of the middle of nowhere and found a gas station where Michael got out of the car running and faceplanted on the cement. The EMS eventually got there and while Michael was getting bandaged, Stone was trying to get the hottie EMS guys number, Pearlsnap and Curly were conversing with the 3 cop cars that had just arrived. After Stone talked to the cops, they decided she was unable to complete the journey to the hospital and that curly should finish the drive. What they didn’t know is that the only reason he was deemed sober and relaxed enough to drive, was because he had just taken 4 xanax…. Her and Pearlsnap almost got DUIs. Then shit hit the fan. Michael and Stone got into a screaming brawl on the way to the hospital. Then he spit in her face and she slapped him so hard his head turned and hit the windshield. They finally got to the hospital when it was realized that Michael had taken off his bandage in the car and it had gotten stuck in the window and had been trailing behind us 10 feet. Pearlsnap then tried to put the Captain Morgan in Stones purse so they "could get drunk in the hospital."

Management Shake-Up

Boris:  Nothing.

Andy:  Chief Technology Officer, Chief Editor

Dillon:  Chief Executive Officer

Kief:  Chief Operating Officer, Security

The Shack

  The Shack was first put into production during Thanksgiving break of The Fiend's senior year of high school.  They were sick of the endless search for people whose parents were out of town so they could have a place to party.  Although, they could occasionally party at Dillon's or Boris's house, they needed more variety.  Then, one day, Morpheus thought of the great idea: To build a shack!  It took a lot of convincing, but eventually the other fiends believed they could do it.  They decided to build a structure in the woods behind one of their houses so it could be their private place to party.  After considering many locations, they settled on a spot behind Sam's house because they could park on the streets in Sam's neighborhood and hike down for about one minute and be completely concealed in the woods.  Through unconventional ways, they acquired construction supplies and began work.  Progress could be seen over Christmas Break as a three walled structure emerged.  The floor was made of pallets covered with carpet.  There were three posts cemented into the bedrock supporting walls made of chain link fence.  The fence was covered with tarp along with the roof.  A fire pit was constructed just outside and chairs were brought down.  Andy and Todd constructed two bars and spray painted the inside.  Everyone pitched in and brought posters, pictures torn out of magazines, and street signs.  They fenced in the area around the fire pit and left one door that they could close and lock up.  To keep it hidden from possible predators (cops), they zip tied cedar branches onto the exterior fence to camouflage it,  routinely referred to the cedar camouflage as, flage.  Used in a sentence: Throw some more flage up it's weak over there.  They built a beer pong table outside the fence, lighting it with Tiki torches, decorating it and signing it.  Trust me, it was badass.  One fateful day Sam approached us and said that his dad had heard about a structure in the green belt at a neighborhood meeting.  He told Sam that it was going to be demolished the next day.  They raced over to the Shack and grabbed as much as they could.  A couple days later, they went back and all that remained was a pile of ashes from the fire pit.  It was a tragic day for all.  Later on they built a Shack 2.0, but that's another story.

Peter and a Four Wheeler

  A year and a half ago, the morning after a ranch party, Peter woke up and decided to ride a four wheeler around.  He already temped fate the previous night, riding four wheelers drunk in the dark.  But, this morning he was sober.  Now four wheelers are built for off road, but they aren't built for riding full speed into a ten foot ditch.  But, that's what Peter did anyways.  He was riding through a grassy plane full speed, not paying attention, and drove off the side of the ditch and crashed into the bottom of the other side.  Andy (not the fiend Andy, a different Andy) was out riding with him and brought Peter back to the house on the back of his four wheeler.  He had a hole in his leg.  You could see the muscle on his bone.  One, still partially drunk, idiot yelled, "Quick, get him drunk so he won't feel pain."  Peter got in Dillon's car and they drove off.  Dillon was on his way to to the emergency room when Peter called his mother and explained the situation.  She demanded that he return home immediately so Dillon dropped him off outside and his mother took over from there Andy (the fiend Andy) and a couple other fiends went to go get the four wheeler.  It's drive shaft was broken so the wheels were stuck sideways and it was impossible to push.   They got a chain, tied the four wheeler to a pick up truck and just dragged the four wheeler out of the ditch and back up to the house. Paul ended up being okay, but he had to work during the summer to pay off the four wheeler.