The Stone, Lemmon, Pearlsnap and Skeletor continued drinking into the afternoon....and evening....and night. Fiends eventually started filing in the apartment over the next couple hours. Lemmon was in and out of consciousness all night. The events that came next are hard to describe. The Stone accidentally told Skeletor that Kief was sitting on The White House's front porch, which was soon followed by a quick run to the balcony screaming threats and whatnot. To everyone's terror, Kief gets up and starts walking over. He knocks and eventually he was let in only to be yelled at by Skeletor, but to everyones surprise, he went around the apartment gathering all of his belongs and bid adieu to everyone. With all the drama being gone in her life, Skeletor realizes she needs to stir some shit up. Keep us on our toes. (bahaha so true... broken glass) I think the next thing I remember is seeing Skeletor and Pearlsnap get in a fight. She was hitting him in the face and neck. She then went apeshit on everyone screaming at them. She threw an empty glass bottle of Captain Morgan at Stedwards but not after she hit The Stone in the back. She wasnt even provoked by anyone. She then manages to throw another glass bottle of captain which successfully breaks, followed by a glass and then another cup. Boris, Andy and Dillion came out of Boris's room when they heard breaking glass, for the third time, and attempted to throw out Skeletor. Skeletor locked herself in Cyphoon's room, who wasn't there. After another thirty minutes of everyone yelling at Skeletor, she finally left. There is video of all of this. If anyone knows how to blur faces, we will put it up.
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Showing posts with label Kief. Show all posts
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Skeletor
Author: amiaccepted.com
| Posted at: 9:19 PM |
Filed Under:
Captain Morgan,
Dillon,
Kief,
Lemmon,
Pearlsnap,
Skeletor,
Stedwards,
The Stone,
White House
Where do I even begin about the events that transpired last night? The Stone returned to her and Lemmon's apartment at 4:30 only to find two COMPLETELY SMASHED fiends in her bed! She got a little short with them and after cooling down a bit, she finally figured out the punishment. She ran into Lemmon's room and announced that they were having a long dress party. Lemmon, The Stone,......and Pearlsnap all begin their fashion show. While Pearlsnap wasn't looking, The Stone hid his clothes. They soon departed to go to the aparts. After arriving at their destination, they were soon joined in the living room by Kief and Skeletor. Little did they know of what was to come. Skeletor started asking Kief multiple times about Cyphoon's iPhone. After bitching for about 10 minutes and antagonizing him about the war (not cool Skeletor), Kief stood up and yelled at Skeletor for a minute and then went on a walk to cool down.
The Stone, Lemmon, Pearlsnap and Skeletor continued drinking into the afternoon....and evening....and night. Fiends eventually started filing in the apartment over the next couple hours. Lemmon was in and out of consciousness all night. The events that came next are hard to describe. The Stone accidentally told Skeletor that Kief was sitting on The White House's front porch, which was soon followed by a quick run to the balcony screaming threats and whatnot. To everyone's terror, Kief gets up and starts walking over. He knocks and eventually he was let in only to be yelled at by Skeletor, but to everyones surprise, he went around the apartment gathering all of his belongs and bid adieu to everyone. With all the drama being gone in her life, Skeletor realizes she needs to stir some shit up. Keep us on our toes. (bahaha so true... broken glass) I think the next thing I remember is seeing Skeletor and Pearlsnap get in a fight. She was hitting him in the face and neck. She then went apeshit on everyone screaming at them. She threw an empty glass bottle of Captain Morgan at Stedwards but not after she hit The Stone in the back. She wasnt even provoked by anyone. She then manages to throw another glass bottle of captain which successfully breaks, followed by a glass and then another cup. Boris, Andy and Dillion came out of Boris's room when they heard breaking glass, for the third time, and attempted to throw out Skeletor. Skeletor locked herself in Cyphoon's room, who wasn't there. After another thirty minutes of everyone yelling at Skeletor, she finally left. There is video of all of this. If anyone knows how to blur faces, we will put it up.
The Stone, Lemmon, Pearlsnap and Skeletor continued drinking into the afternoon....and evening....and night. Fiends eventually started filing in the apartment over the next couple hours. Lemmon was in and out of consciousness all night. The events that came next are hard to describe. The Stone accidentally told Skeletor that Kief was sitting on The White House's front porch, which was soon followed by a quick run to the balcony screaming threats and whatnot. To everyone's terror, Kief gets up and starts walking over. He knocks and eventually he was let in only to be yelled at by Skeletor, but to everyones surprise, he went around the apartment gathering all of his belongs and bid adieu to everyone. With all the drama being gone in her life, Skeletor realizes she needs to stir some shit up. Keep us on our toes. (bahaha so true... broken glass) I think the next thing I remember is seeing Skeletor and Pearlsnap get in a fight. She was hitting him in the face and neck. She then went apeshit on everyone screaming at them. She threw an empty glass bottle of Captain Morgan at Stedwards but not after she hit The Stone in the back. She wasnt even provoked by anyone. She then manages to throw another glass bottle of captain which successfully breaks, followed by a glass and then another cup. Boris, Andy and Dillion came out of Boris's room when they heard breaking glass, for the third time, and attempted to throw out Skeletor. Skeletor locked herself in Cyphoon's room, who wasn't there. After another thirty minutes of everyone yelling at Skeletor, she finally left. There is video of all of this. If anyone knows how to blur faces, we will put it up.
Friday, January 7, 2011
The Ranch 12/2010
That shit was crazy. Michael fell in the fire. Todd set up the music as always. Kief wanted to kill some people. At least 8 people were bawling their eyes out.
Stone passed out in her car for 4 hours and woke up at 12. Everyone was completely smashed. Then the Michael incident happened and on the way to the hospital, Pearlsnap was holding Michael back because he was screaming and kicking her as she was driving He was also yelling and bitching at the 911 operater. Stones car was about to run out of gas so finally they made their way out of the middle of nowhere and found a gas station where Michael got out of the car running and faceplanted on the cement. The EMS eventually got there and while Michael was getting bandaged, Stone was trying to get the hottie EMS guys number, Pearlsnap and Curly were conversing with the 3 cop cars that had just arrived. After Stone talked to the cops, they decided she was unable to complete the journey to the hospital and that curly should finish the drive. What they didn’t know is that the only reason he was deemed sober and relaxed enough to drive, was because he had just taken 4 xanax…. Her and Pearlsnap almost got DUIs. Then shit hit the fan. Michael and Stone got into a screaming brawl on the way to the hospital. Then he spit in her face and she slapped him so hard his head turned and hit the windshield. They finally got to the hospital when it was realized that Michael had taken off his bandage in the car and it had gotten stuck in the window and had been trailing behind us 10 feet. Pearlsnap then tried to put the Captain Morgan in Stones purse so they "could get drunk in the hospital."
Stone passed out in her car for 4 hours and woke up at 12. Everyone was completely smashed. Then the Michael incident happened and on the way to the hospital, Pearlsnap was holding Michael back because he was screaming and kicking her as she was driving He was also yelling and bitching at the 911 operater. Stones car was about to run out of gas so finally they made their way out of the middle of nowhere and found a gas station where Michael got out of the car running and faceplanted on the cement. The EMS eventually got there and while Michael was getting bandaged, Stone was trying to get the hottie EMS guys number, Pearlsnap and Curly were conversing with the 3 cop cars that had just arrived. After Stone talked to the cops, they decided she was unable to complete the journey to the hospital and that curly should finish the drive. What they didn’t know is that the only reason he was deemed sober and relaxed enough to drive, was because he had just taken 4 xanax…. Her and Pearlsnap almost got DUIs. Then shit hit the fan. Michael and Stone got into a screaming brawl on the way to the hospital. Then he spit in her face and she slapped him so hard his head turned and hit the windshield. They finally got to the hospital when it was realized that Michael had taken off his bandage in the car and it had gotten stuck in the window and had been trailing behind us 10 feet. Pearlsnap then tried to put the Captain Morgan in Stones purse so they "could get drunk in the hospital."
Management Shake-Up
Boris: Nothing.
Andy: Chief Technology Officer, Chief Editor
Dillon: Chief Executive Officer
Kief: Chief Operating Officer, Security
Andy: Chief Technology Officer, Chief Editor
Dillon: Chief Executive Officer
Kief: Chief Operating Officer, Security
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Our great business venture.
Author: amiaccepted.com
| Posted at: 6:48 PM |
Filed Under:
Andy,
Boris,
Dillon,
In the Beginning,
Kief
So, a week ago Dillon thought of a great idea: Just like there is an applyTexas.com, there should be an applyUSA.com sort of website. Basically a website that you can use to apply to any college in the US and then see your acceptances all on one page. He told the idea to Andy and Kief today. They all got really excited about the idea and started doing research, looking up colleges and what areas had the most, and looking into domain names. They decided on the domain name "AmIAccepted.com." They were so convinced this website was a necessity for the human race that they started writing a business plan and bought the domain name for it. Then Boris came in. They told him about their incredible idea. He responded, "Are you joking?" What Captain Buzzkill then proceeded to tell them was that, "The website already existed and had a monopoly. It's called the "common app" and is used by all private colleges. It has been around for 35 years. All public colleges have a state wide website."
Determined to not let their investment go to waste, they started brainstorming what to do with their new ownership in a domain name. After toying with the ideas of a website to help depressed people and just a blank page with the the words, "Yes you are." on it, they decided they did enough stupid, but hilarious, shit every day to warrant a blog.
Below is the original business plan:
AmIAccepted.com Business Plan
Features
- You can see the status of your application to colleges nationwide
- Future Features
- Apply to colleges nationwide from our portal
- See what documents or records colleges still need
- Check application deadlines and requirements
- Branch out into things such as welfare applications, military applications, government jobs, private sector jobs...
- Have a job board for private jobs and gov’t jobs
- California
- Florida
- New York
- Start at small schools in areas around large universities
- Advertisements to students
- A paid premium level for students with premium features
- Textbook store
- Selling analytics to colleges nationwide
- Info about where students are applying/demographics
- Eventually charge universities, military, gov’t...
- Charge for the job board
- Facebook Advertisements to students
- Direct calls and meetings with school representatives
- Micro Investing
- Angel Investor
- VC firm
- Buyout by a company such as monster.com or myedu.com
- Get bigger than a company like monster.com
- Dillon 40%
- Chief Executive Officer
- Kief 25%
- Chief Operating Officer
- Andy 25%
- Chief Technology Officer
- Boris 10%
- Chief Diversity/Financial Officer
New AmIAccepted.com Business Plan
Write a blog about the stupid shit we say and do every day
Put google ads on our blog to make money
Write a blog about the stupid shit we say and do every day
Put google ads on our blog to make money
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