Dillon's Nose Saga

ACL 2010

  After enjoying a few too many drinks followed by a few spliffs, Dillon found himself lost just as Deadmau5 began to play.  Dillon began squeezing through the crowd in search of his friends only to end up getting punched square in the nose because he got in an argument with a giant.

A few months later

  Dillon awoke in intense pain.  He felt like he had been hit by a truck.  No way was this real, he must be dreaming.  He headed to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.  He had been hit by a truck.  Or something near to it.  His eyes drew back in horror as they saw his blood covered face.  His hands slowly rose up and after a brief touch of the nose he knew it wasn't a dream.  What the fuck happened last night?  He has no idea.  His last memory is pounding shots of Pepe Lopez Tequila.  Oh god, Pepe what did you do to him.  After gently wiping his face clean, Dillon realizes he is most likely in need of medical condition.  Still in a state of drunken/hungover disarray he lays in bed for a few minutes pondering what the fuck could have happened to him last night.  He decided he needed to seek medical attention.  Dillon borrowed Mirror's truck and drove himself over to Brackenridge hospital.  Bad call.  Upon sobering up during the 4 hour wait to be seen he realized he should have went to a doctor and not the emergency room.  After receiving an x-ray and being informed of a broken nose he was given a bandaid and discharged.  What a great way to spend 6 hours.  Thousands of dollars in medical bills later all he had to show was a bandaid.  A week later, he found out he had ridden his bike when he was drunk over a dip in the road and went flying over the handle bars.

The Ranch 12/2010

  That shit was crazy.  Michael fell in the fire.  Todd set up the music as always.  Kief wanted to kill some people.  At least 8 people were bawling their eyes out.

Stone passed out in her car for 4 hours and woke up at 12. Everyone was completely smashed. Then the Michael incident happened and on the way to the hospital, Pearlsnap was holding Michael back because he was screaming and kicking her as she was driving He was also yelling and bitching at the 911 operater. Stones car was about to run out of gas so finally they made their way out of the middle of nowhere and found a gas station where Michael got out of the car running and faceplanted on the cement. The EMS eventually got there and while Michael was getting bandaged, Stone was trying to get the hottie EMS guys number, Pearlsnap and Curly were conversing with the 3 cop cars that had just arrived. After Stone talked to the cops, they decided she was unable to complete the journey to the hospital and that curly should finish the drive. What they didn’t know is that the only reason he was deemed sober and relaxed enough to drive, was because he had just taken 4 xanax…. Her and Pearlsnap almost got DUIs. Then shit hit the fan. Michael and Stone got into a screaming brawl on the way to the hospital. Then he spit in her face and she slapped him so hard his head turned and hit the windshield. They finally got to the hospital when it was realized that Michael had taken off his bandage in the car and it had gotten stuck in the window and had been trailing behind us 10 feet. Pearlsnap then tried to put the Captain Morgan in Stones purse so they "could get drunk in the hospital."

Peter and a Four Wheeler

  A year and a half ago, the morning after a ranch party, Peter woke up and decided to ride a four wheeler around.  He already temped fate the previous night, riding four wheelers drunk in the dark.  But, this morning he was sober.  Now four wheelers are built for off road, but they aren't built for riding full speed into a ten foot ditch.  But, that's what Peter did anyways.  He was riding through a grassy plane full speed, not paying attention, and drove off the side of the ditch and crashed into the bottom of the other side.  Andy (not the fiend Andy, a different Andy) was out riding with him and brought Peter back to the house on the back of his four wheeler.  He had a hole in his leg.  You could see the muscle on his bone.  One, still partially drunk, idiot yelled, "Quick, get him drunk so he won't feel pain."  Peter got in Dillon's car and they drove off.  Dillon was on his way to to the emergency room when Peter called his mother and explained the situation.  She demanded that he return home immediately so Dillon dropped him off outside and his mother took over from there Andy (the fiend Andy) and a couple other fiends went to go get the four wheeler.  It's drive shaft was broken so the wheels were stuck sideways and it was impossible to push.   They got a chain, tied the four wheeler to a pick up truck and just dragged the four wheeler out of the ditch and back up to the house. Paul ended up being okay, but he had to work during the summer to pay off the four wheeler.